DISCLAIMER:

The author hereby declares that she is not liable if the readers bang their head and suffer with any side effects after reading this . If anything worse happens to those who read this it is purely coincidental .

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Today everything comes with a tag, disclaimer or warning attached.

We watch shows, serial, movies or any advertisements and it starts with a disclaimer.

'This story(movie, play) and the characters in this story(serial, movie) doesnt resemble any one living or dead. If it is any way related to any one living or dead it is purely coincidental'

[OR]

'This stunt is performed by a trained expert. Do not try it at home.'

[OR]

'Children should not try this on their own. They should do it only with adult guidance'

When we consume certain goods we see warnings like:

'Cigarette smoking is injurious to health' (I could not find anything better than this :-)


[OR]

'Drinking is not good for health' ( Or Kudi kudiyai kedukum )

These are statutory warnings and it paves the way for them to escape legally when they are asked upon. So what will happen in future if the current scenario continues and reaches its extreme level.


1. Disclaimer by God when a child is born-
Child will be born with a tag attached:
'You are giving birth to this child at your own risk. Later on you should not complain on me(though it is your fault) that why God has given me such a useless child'

2. In restaurant -
'You are eating at your own risk. If you find any lizard, cockrach or any other things living or dead in any item which we serve it is purely coincidental and it is not our fault. '

3. In a hotel-
'You are staying at your own risk. If the building collapses or the waiter slaps it is purely coincidental and the hotel authorities are not responsible for it. You should deal with them individually'

4. In office-
Employer disclaimer:
'You are working at your own risk. You hereby agree that you will work as long as the employer permits and you accept to get whatever he pays.'

Employees disclaimer:
'You are employing me at your own risk. If I run away with all the things in the office or If I misappropriate the funds , it is purely coincidental and I am not liable for it'


5. In temple-
Disclaimer by God:
'You are worshipping at your own risk. If I do not fulfill your wishes or if it goes otherwise its is purely coincidental'

6.In school-
Teacher's disclaimer:
'You are learning at your own risk. If you are enlightened then we are responsible for it and your ignorance increases then it is purely coincidental'

Students disclaimer:
'You are teaching us at your own risk. If we break your head through duster it is purely coincidental'.

7. In aeroplane-
'You are travelling at your own risk. If the plane crashes then it is purely coincidental and we wish you happy journey next time'

8. In Banks-
'You are depositing at your own risk. If we run away with all the money then it is purely coincidental'


The list will go on and on . And now since we have come to the end I would like to say..

'YOU READ THE ABOVE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU BANG YOUR HEAD NOW FOR READING THIS I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE'

:-)